I don’t mean ‘couldn’t help himself from eating a second cookie.’—I mean zero. People so paranoid that you could leave a salt-shaker on a table near their room and they would think it was an assassination attempt/conspiracy to defeat them with psychological warfare. He then proceeded to tell me that he thought I was very hot and had to masturbate to the thought of me right afterwards and would do the same later. Supposedly they had both [gone] to the kitchen to get coffee or something. Back to the hospital she went. She thought of herself as a young mother, so she carried a doll with her, wrapped in a blanket. Take a look at these terrifying real life tales of those who have stayed in psych wards, as told by the Redditors who experienced them.Â. He had done so much damage with his years of meth use, on top of his poorly controlled schizophrenia, that he was incapable of any sort of meaningful interaction with another human being. He would mutilate himself for sexual pleasure. Had a client shove a metal jagged end of a broomstick that he snapped in half right into his abdomen then start screaming and digging into it with his fingers. Blow up the sky! That has been his entire life. “I was in a juvenile psych unit. “This schizophrenic woman whose psychosis had the real-life origin of Dexter the TV character. Haha I’m a mess 🤡 here are some wack stories I did in the psych ward lol Instagram- @barrett.haha Worked with refugees. “Had a dementia patient, among other things I imagine, but I was just the nursing assistant. She would go on very coherently about her pregnancy and her child. I had to put a girl in restraints that included her head because she was so suicidal and distraught that she was biting chunks out of her own shoulder. Psychiatric psychiatrist - a joke on psychiatry Funny stories Rating : 4.81, 21 votes. Next day she came in vacant and dead-pan, and nonchalantly told us that her (fictional, and now dead) kid had been hit by a bus in front her of that morning. From hilariously misinformed patients to doctors with a wickedly dry sense of humor, we at Bored Panda had compiled a list of short stories when doctor/patient interactions were just too funny. She was so distraught over it she gave the newborn up for adoption. this guy was completely delusional and dissociated from time and location; he thought at times he was at a bowling alley and at other times he thought he had just gone shopping for shoes. I was the only teenager in a group of predominantly old, predominantly male patients. A middle-aged man who literally had an emotional age of 6 who spent almost all his time annoying staff, throwing literal tantrums, or manipulating people to cause fights. This screenshot of Freud's Tinder profile. His mind was messed up for some reason. Maybe the most troubled were some of the staff, rather than the clients. Staff in psych wards/institutions get a bad rap, but honestly, they wouldn’t put up with the kind of stuff they have to for the amount that they get paid if they didn’t feel a calling to be there. Honestly, it depends on the day. ... Want more creepy stories? While those who stay in psych wards can have any number of debilitating issues, or can even be put there unjustly, the way these places are managed and run can be the stuff of nightmares. Well, about a minute later security comes running in the room and busts out laughing as he seems a butt-naked little old lady trying to corner me while swinging a commode at me.”. I didn't know what she meant. He wears an adult nappy/diaper because he is totally incontinent, and changing it is remarkably difficult because he won’t stop pacing even while people are trying to clean him up. The one that always creeped me out the most was about a client with self-injury issues who had shoved a hollowed out pen into … We had one girl who was trying to manage her depression/anxiety and be a better parent to her 2-year-old. We freaked out and called up her caseworker, only to find out that there was no kid. Unique Holiday Gifts from Thought Catalog , 29 Babysitters Share The Most Messed Up Thing A Kid Has Ever Said To Them Once Their Parents Were Gone, I Couldn’t Wait To Adopt My Sister’s Baby, But Something Always Seemed Off About Her Pregnancy, 8 Things I Wish Someone Had Told Me When I Was Diagnosed With Herpes, 25 Horrifying (And Heartbreaking) True Stories From The Psych Ward, 10 Real-Life Horror Stories From The Psych Ward, 14 Nurses And Hospital Workers Share The Creepiest Thing They’ve Ever Seen On The Job, Hospital Horror Stories: 30 Workers Share Their Creepiest Real-Life Tales. My earliest memories of psychiatric nursing were the stories that my mother told me of being a psychiatric nurse at Waterbury State Hospital in Vermont in the depression. She then started to lose it as she was trying to further assault me, yelling at me about driving too fast and destroying everything she loved. Just wanted to know other people's experiences of a psychiatric ward. Not to visit a friend, or as research, but because I was mentally ill and a danger to myself. I asked him where he would be going after release (because he couldn’t go back into his home with his sister). The look of sheer terror in his face and the shaky voice have stuck with me. When I asked him why he did it all he gave me the most sane and logical responses. He was court ordered to be there for a period of time. I never expected the delusions to have back stories. I didn't know about it until an expatient that was visiting the ward asked me why I was washing my own clothes. From the day I was amitted, I wasn't given a 'welcome pack' or what ever you're supposed to be give which other patients received. While those who stay in psych wards can have any number of debilitating issues, or can even be put there unjustly, the way these places are managed and run can be the stuff of nightmares. The woman throat punched me hard. No life, no humanity. edit: forgot to mention—they found the eyeball in her stomach.”. This story creeped me out, not just because it's ridiculously abusive and disturbing, but because it took two years to… Someone who would spend almost all their time walking in circles screaming at imaginary people. His family broke down during visitation and only his father could manage weekly visits afterwards. When I first started working there I just thought she was some fun old delusional lady. Two things become clear when I … When the resident asked him ‘Why?,’ he replied, ‘They are my only friends.’, “Kid that was completely dissociative. But my daughter is safe and warm inside the adolescent psych ward. I imagine some residual guilt/anger for her loss is what cause her to throat punch me for taking her doll. We admitted any age (youngest was 2) and would have some violent individuals with minimal staffing. Anyone upset about the doctors ending Charlie Gard’s life haven’t seen real brain damage. She was very badly disfigured. Every now and then she would get up from the computer and start taking all of her clothes off or smearing her lipstick on her face. A severe schizophrenic who was usually quiet because he spent 99% of his time being haunted by images of dead people he knew and trying to manage that.”. Seriously, people, brain damage is no joke—wear your helmets, fasten your seatbelts, and for the love of God, don’t drive drunk.”, “A young man with a history of poorly managed schizophrenia who also had chronic meth-induced psychosis, or what I heard someone call ‘Methiphrenia.’. The guy is about 40-50 years old now, but he’s exactly like what you might imagine a lobotomized person to look like. About the Author: Je Abarra is a nurse by profession and a freelance writer by passion. Eventually, Clyde started doing it too, and it all began with turning a blind eye to one infraction. "I remember my exact thoughts were, 'Sh*t, I'm going to die.' One was a guy who had Korsakoff syndrome. "I was a bit freaked out, brushed it off with a nervous laugh and changed subjects. I’ve seen a few people recover to a degree but never fully. Within 10 seconds of meeting me, he had called me (or whoever he thought he was talking to) a bitch, a cunt, a whore, and a slut. She would mope for about a month, super depressed, not eating, nonstop crying she could not be consoled, she’d get fairly violent…then it would start over, she’d just wake up one morning and as happy as could be, ‘Did you hear the great news!? I can totally see myself tearing those off of you.' However, as far as the potential for awkward situations goes, going to the doc's can be comedy gold. These should be among the most private moments families have together, when a loved one is at their worst lows. We were all thrilled… he came back the following week because he stripped naked in school and threw a desk at his classmate. DX'd - Other. Another kid, completed his whole program and set to go home. From that point forward, Clyde's co-workers were way more open about putting the patients in chokeholds or headlocks in front of him -- those are one of the most common forms of physical abuse in psychiatric hospitals. That’s why her delusions start over after the due date and she is so mad in between. "Well, this one night I remember falling asleep rather fast and waking up in the middle of the night to someone singing, it started off faintly then got louder as the person neared my room, I then realized someone was pacing the hall singing. A charming, surprisingly life-affirming peek at a depressed teen's stay in a psych ward. You may unsubscribe at any time. “In a day treatment facility I volunteered for, I led a writing group to help people develop goals and motivation to continue in treatment. They should transport the guy I described between hospitals to show family members what the doctors are talking about when they say that a person should be allowed to die.”. The kicker is, this isn’t the first time he has been hospitalized for this. (It’s also really nice, I might add). I honestly felt horrible for him because he said he has been struggling with this since he was a kid. In one of my psych ward experiences, a nurse refused to feed me even after I told her I had hypoglycemia, a low blood sugar condition where all kinds of nasty things happened if I got too hungry. We also have other funny jokes categories. Then she informed him that they can give him some medications to make the voices go away, and he immediately rebuked that option (mind you, still displaying no expression on his face the whole time). This was the worst part of the experience for me. Not me, but a coworker of mine (we work in outpatient mental health) has some stories about when he worked inpatient on a psych ward. He covered the entire spectrum of psychotic behaviors during his stay but the worst was when he would pop into reality for a moment. I don’t get much for patient histories just whether they can walk unassisted or poo on their own. She would open up random videos and start conversing or arguing with them, because she thought she was looking at a live video chat with a government agent. It was in his file. ", "On my second night there, I heard screaming in the halls. The other patient was someone with severe brain damage who had to be kept locked naked in a padded cell with access to nothing she could put in her mouth because she would continually try to eat anything. We had a kid who had pretty much been raised in a series of hotel rooms from a young age, because he was so violent that he burned his bridges with every group home, residential placement and appropriate foster home in the city. This patient had been staring through my room window repeatedly, would say hi (and run away), and had plucked my hair out during breakfast. From violent and strange roommates to lifelong patients and attempted escapes, a lot of these stories sound like something straight out of a horror movie.Â, While much of what leads to people being sent to psych wards and what happens while there can be tragic and disturbing, it's clear that many facilities have no idea how to actually help the mentally ill. Rather than receiving any help, many patients do and say whatever they have to just so they don't have to endure the facility anymore. “I worked for a number of years a residential facility, ages 6-106 and have seen it all. There was one guy who had brain damage from infant meningitis. What’s interesting to me is how someone is fine the next day but will stand up randomly and shout ‘I need my kitty titties!’ the next. I noticed and said, ‘I can tuck Susan in for the night’ and reached in to get her baby. It was her, all better. He has no purpose, has required 24 hour care his entire life, and I don’t think there’s a single person who has ever worked with him that wouldn’t have gladly taken him outside and shot him in the head if they were allowed to. He had an IQ in the normal range, just a unique form of brain damage. 1. Everyone hears stories about psychiatric hospitals and I fell for them too. He lost his ability to ‘hear’ thoughts in his own head, and had absolutely zero impulse control. Ten years ago I spent time in a residential psychiatric ward. "I was relieved that I wasn't the only one hearing this and a second later I hear a loud bang like the door across the hall had [flung] open and then a thud. He would pull drinks out of the fridge and dump them over his own head, bash himself in the face with sporting equipment and just drop his pants and pee whenever he felt like it. Hopefully someday they’ll find a … She’d been with us for a couple of months when out of nowhere, she comes in completely hysterical, screaming that her daughter was found murdered that morning. Learn more about working with Thought Catalog. Visiting hours were three hours shorter per day for the psych ward than “regular” patients. The real-life experiences told by the these psych ward workers far surpass any horrors you may have encountered at the cinema or in a book. At home, he had beat up the family cat to the point of its bones breaking because he liked the sounds the cat made. I was terrified. Treatment was talking with patients, reading to them and taking long walks. Of course, it wasn’t the cutting his arm or legs kind of mutilation. She could be pretty lucid on good days, and had a real affinity for flowers. Would also say ‘Jesus loves you’ whenever you saw him and always had a Bible. He was from South America and kept babbling in Spanish about demons coming to get him, and I barely understand Spanish so there wasn’t much I could do to calm him down. Anyone who can’t understand why doctors give up trying to resuscitate after a certain point where irreversible brain damage has occurred have not seen real brain damage. There was this story that I read a long time ago, about a whale that lived in the ocean somewhere, who was born with an inability to make sounds at the frequency that any other whale could understand. Once I was in the psych ward and one person was brought to the ward. Do you have any funny stories from a psych ward. “Brain damage can be absolutely horrific. “I was a psych worker at a day program for adolescent outpatients. The one that sticks with me the most is the patient who was married to their spouse for over 60 years. We continue talking and suddenly he says, 'You know, those hospital pajamas look really fucking sexy on you. It was the beginning of the end for my career working in psych. I had to wait like four hours maybe, till the shift change, before I got any food and by then I was a wreck. A 16-year-old kid was in for molesting his 3-year-old sister. Had a child, maybe 8 years, who could’ve modeled on the front of a GAP catalog. Once the dust settled it was shared with me that she was pregnant once upon a time, and she already had a 1 year old. Sign up for The Lineup’s newsletter, and get the strangest tales delivered straight to your inbox. I had to end up calling the charge nurse who proceeded to call security. Psych wards have a bad reputation in general, and these true psych ward stories won't do anything to fix it. She saw a staff member’s legs on the floor, halfway out the doorway.When she looked i… I imagined padded cells, straightjackets and a prison-like culture. There were staff on hand to help and guide you, activities to keep you busy during the day and opportunities for relaxation. One full moon, and anyone who’s ever worked in a psychiatric facility knows what I’m talking about with full moons, she decided to pluck one of her eyes out with a plastic spoon she palmed from a tray on the way to the bathroom, despite her restraints and that two PRN attendants wheeled her down. I’ve seen severe delusions. "In the end, before John was sent to another hospital, he cornered me and told me that I was making him so horny. Never had been. I have seen violence and gore. I bugged one of the nurses to tell me why she was covered in burns. Subscribe. stories of yesterday soy story mental illness depression it's kind of a funny story psychiatric ward hospital identity mental health 77 notes Nov 29th, 2015 Open in app Arms hanging down by his sides. Most of them die before it sets in, but about 2% of all alcoholics will get this disorder. After I started coming home with work stories, he gave it up. We chatted for a while and I told her how happy I was to see her doing so well. a small percentage of alcoholics get Korsakoff’s. He could speak, but nothing made sense, he could hear you, but he wouldn’t respond in any meaningful way. She ate Styrofoam cups, plastic cutlery, plates…etc. See more ideas about creepy, creepy stories, ghost stories. That was seriously what it seemed his life was like. Another child, maybe 6, severely burned by a family member with a blowtorch. She was making her routine room checks and happened upon the most horrific scene I’ve ever heard.This was during the night shift, and generally, all the patients’ bedroom doors should be closed. He would look at me and tell me how she beat him with chains and belts. I sat there frozen for a few seconds before she was tackled by two security guards. ", "During the night, the workers go through rooms every fifteen minutes, shine a flashlight in your goddamn face, and record if you are awake or anything out of the ordinary. Had another patient who cycled through almost 100 foster homes in their youth. Maybe three years later I took a bus to interview for a graduate psych program. After a couple seconds of listening to them wrestle around on the floor, I finally heard the nurses come running to break it up. The husband and the 1 year old got in an accident on the way to the hospital, they both died. Sign up for the Thought Catalog Weekly and get the best stories from the week to your inbox every Friday. Apr 17, 2018 - Explore Ruth Ochoa's board "Creepy/ Ghost stories" on Pinterest. “Was a nursing student at the time, and I have been a nurse for years now and this is still by far the most ‘troubled’ patient I have worked with. Hmm...Pavlov. He threatened to kill me if I made eye contact with him. Then, you had new hires that wouldn’t last more than a year, and although I never saw anything physically abusive, I definitely had to report staff being verbally abusive to clients.”. She would scream at other kids if she saw them watching YouTube videos, because she thought it was just for her. He’s a husk. Anybody opposed to euthanasia hasn’t seen real brain damage. He cannot eat by himself, he cannot do anything by himself, the only verbal noise/speech he produces is a loud ‘GU-GU-GU-GU-GU-GU-GU-GU’ like a propeller engine starting up. In October 2019, I spent two weeks in a psychiatric ward. I was starting to get more and more nervous by the second when all of a sudden I hear from across the room one of the girls with extreme anger management problems start yelling for this kid to shut up. He was a court-appointed commitment, as he was far too dangerous to walk the streets and too far gone to take part in any sort of rehab or social program. While it’s in no way fun to be in the hospital, … She was angry he was disrupting her sleep and I couldn't [have been] more thrilled. “Guy from what appeared to be a severely repressive rural background who would randomly yell out confessions about his emotions and urges related to pedophilia/bestiality/homosexuality/incest. She was just the sweetest person ever. Typical stuff. It got much creepier, while he was singing he was running his nails down the walls as he paced back and forth and continued singing, what made it even worse he was singing about death and demons which totally was freaking me out. By subscribing, you agree to the terms of our Privacy Statement. In the last week, I have been able to write 8 or 9 more, in preparation for collecting them in book form. I think the laughter also stems from the community that forms. Enjoy these funny psychiatry jokes and puns. “I have spent time inside a few different psychiatric facilities. 4.9k I was going through my weekly rotation in the psych ward when my instructor assigned me one of the few males that were admitted (I am a male so I often got the male patients). After that, they kept him in hotel rooms with a rotating cast of social workers and youth workers to provide 1-to-1 supervision. Many years ago, there was a lady with horrific burns scars. He said he knows it is wrong, he knows he might be one of the only people in the world that has this issue and he realizes that taking away his genitals prevents him from forming lasting relationships. ANY years ago, after I had received my Ph.D. and while I was studying for my Psychologist licensing exam, I worked the 4:00 PM to midnight shift in a residential treatment program for severe psychiatric disorders.. And the truth of the matter is, my daughter is journeying into another landscape. Psych wards have a bad reputation in general, and these true psych ward stories won't do anything to fix it. And none of them had given up on him. I always thought of that whale when I worked with this patient, it preserved my patience and empathy for him when he was displaying more negative or aggressive behaviors. mjseu February 21, 2015, 2:25pm #1. Had a teenage client commit suicide in a horrific manner. And that was not the only animal. One woman gave really strong and compelling answers about wanting to improve her health to be a better wife and mother (have the energy to run around and play with her kids, etc.). "As I was reading, I saw a nurse escorting a boy my age (we shall call him John). Some blame them for only being after the money, others accuse them of killing people with their brutal methods. I met a lot of interesting folks. He said his (deceased) father was going to help him. I turned around and there was nothing there but he kept staring anyway. It was like a scene from a horror movie, it went on for a good 20 minutes and I couldn't figure out why the hell the nurses weren't doing their checks and why this kid was still pacing without being found. It’s Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vizzini is very well written and realistic as it is based on the author’s own stay on a psych ward. He had smoked some spice and was taken to out hospital with involuntary status. This whale just swam around, calling out to others in a way that no one could understand or respond to, alone forever. He said that since he is so isolated and there is no other way for him to get sexual gratification, he has to mutilate himself. “When I was doing psych clerkship as a med student, there was a schizophrenic patient with the usual signs: auditory hallucinations, disheveled appearance, no expression on his face. The resident I was shadowing, asked him what the voices say to him, and he refused to answer that question. My worst was a 4-year-old with extensive physical and sexual abuse. It gives me hope that even after death threats and shows of force, as far gone as he seemed, there were still so many people still trying to help him and find a way to communicate with him. The few child fetish … I couldn’t take how an individual could corrupt something so innocent.”, “I’ve worked at a psych unit for teens/children for a couple years. Then she would talk about the baby growing inside her belly. Psychiatry Jokes and Puns. 24 Jokes Only Psychology Nerds Will Find Funny. I have one. He told me his father had found a camper and put it at a lake and he would be living there until he graduated. First, birth control and how babies are made are common areas of misconception which means nurses spend a … By then we would be frantically looking for her, and suddenly an angry cabby shows up ranting about payment. I was mistaken – it couldn’t have been further from the truth. There is a lot of controversy around the subject of psychiatrists. One time I heard him yell: ‘Fire every missile! Chemically induced psychosis, from my experience, is game over most of the time. Staff in psych wards/institutions get a bad rap, but honestly, they wouldn’t put up with the kind of stuff they have to for the amount that they get paid if they didn’t feel a calling to be there. So my mom turned a corner and noticed an open door. He could become physically aggressive at the drop of a hat for no perceived reason, or he could sit in a corner, crying and yelling that he was a good boy and he didn’t need any of ‘this.’ Even the most seasoned staff members wouldn’t enter a room alone with him. He abruptly stopped screaming and went dead silent with huge eyes… looking directly at something behind me. Share your stories/experiences from the psych ward as a patient or staff member/doctor. He couldn’t comprehend a single subject or idea for more than a couple seconds, and it was like he lived in this chaotic world that none of us had access to. The spouse was supportive during all mental health crises. Blow up the sky!’. I suppose this story was on more of the funnier side but at the time it really freaked me out. One that was consistently troubled was a patient with hallucinations and schizophrenia. He shuffled in and hands me something, says bye, and runs out. Let us know in the comments! The girl had somehow flung open her locked door and tackled the kid to the ground. One of the things she most liked to do was take a cab to town when all the staff was distracted making lunch, buy a bunch of flowers, take the cab back and waltz back into her suite carrying an insane (literally) amount of daisies and shit. He was in his early 30s, and it’s likely he’ll be in institutions for the rest of his life, partly because of years of bad decisions, and partly because of the hand he was dealt. Would randomly just start screaming asking his mother to stop hitting him. Do you have any funny nursing stories to share? He stayed for over a month with no signs of remission. One night she got all tucked in and forgot to tuck her baby in. Top 20 funniest patient stories from nurses. She witnessed her mother’s brutal murder at age 4 and was not found for almost a week. It was stark-cold terrifying.”, “I worked as an RN in an inpatient psych unit. He later approached me and introduced himself. She was a very kind sweet old lady. I didn’t get much sleep after that shift.”. One of those cases that sounds funny on paper, but is absolutely gut-wrenching to watch. I’m going to have another baby!’. I looked down and saw that he had given me my bra back all neatly folded. Always a kind word for anyone and happy to listen. Told us about their marriage with Jesus, how their 250 grandkids are doing, why we were getting fired and then yelling at themselves for firing us.”. There was no spark of anything in that 9-year-old’s eyes. That name rings a bell. When you are in hospital for a mental illness, it’s no secret to anyone else on the ward why you are there. She had me believing she lived in this sweet fantasy land that was set on repeat. It’s the worst depression and suicidal ideation I’ve ever seen. “Had a patient try to cut their tongue out. I was told she set herself on fire after losing her baby.”. I'm still not completely sure where they were during all of it. Dedicated to your stories and ideas. Learn about us. They had to tie him into his chair because he could sometimes become violent. She’d talked about this kid for months, in great detail, and we’d never thought to report it to her caseworker because we had no reason to doubt she was telling the truth. BuzzFeed News Reporter . There’s nothing there in his mind, at all. I’d been skating on thin ice for a long time, and had been flirting with full-on mental disintegration for decades; at the end of last year, I … When I switched buses, a nicely dressed girl asked me if I was from Colorado. A couple of the most memorable ones: One girl was convinced that YouTube was a secret way for the government to communicate with her, and only her. Broken humans that don’t work anymore and nobody knows what to do with them. “I worked on a juvenile psych unit. Psych tech here. 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